It’s the first Monday of the holidays and my family and I did a bit of light gardening.
Yeah, gardening isn’t so bad. Sometimes I even enjoy it.
Except it wasn’t a bit of light gardening. It wasn’t even a damn garden. It was a fucking monstrosity of a jungle. A jungle made purely of weeds, snails, hairy-gary caterpillars, poison ivy, and other itchy, gross things. The bloody weeds were so tall that some might even consider them trees!
While squatting with various gardening utensils and butcher knives under the thicket of weeds, snails and caterpillars were inhabiting the taller half of the weeds and thus falling on us when we chopped their delicious-nutritious homes down.
I’m too tired to go into detail about this. Let’s just say that chopping down weeds taller than me in hay fever season in a yard that stretches over the majority of our approx. 2000m² land is nothing I ever want to do again. And it’s not even fucking finished!
Meh, I guess today wasn’t all bad. I did win a competition entitling me to a free professional photoshoot valued at 450$ and I received a letter that informed me that I have 35% discount of my school fee for next year (it’s not a damn scholarship, though. Damn those winners. Huyen included).
I’m just glad I’m ovulating and look somewhat nice today.

2 comments:
did huyen win a scholarship?
i won one of those photoshoot thingys, it doesn't include the actal photos lol.
CAN I COME? :)
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