Angry ranting

My internet is fucking sucks. It takes at least 3 minutes for a page to only load halfway and then my internet dies on me.

Let us bitch about my mother.

Okay, so, today I got home from school to find no one home and so I decided to watch some television. Mother calls (lol, that contact picture of mother) to ask if I want her to buy salami for lunch.

Motherbitch: Do you want me to buy salami for lunch tomorrow?

Me: I don’t really care. Ask Lam.

Motherbitch: What? I can’t hear you!

Me: (repeats myself, but louder)

Motherbitch: Don’t you dare speak to me like that! You’re so disrespectful (and then much swearing and accusing me of being a selfish bitch in viet ensues). When I get home you’re in big trouble!

And then I hang up and eventually then fall asleep on the couch. I then wake up to find mother standing over me with a large stick in hand and tells me to go to her room.

(cue the punishment, crazy asian bitch style)

Mother then proceeds to lecture me about what a horrible, disrespectful, ungrateful child I am. Screams about how I study religion in school but still act like a selfish bitch to her. That was when I decided to block her out.

Yes, I admit that I do speak to her rudely sometimes and that I put off doing chores, but I am a freaking 14 year old hormonal teen. I have the right to act like this to my mother despite the outcomes. Mother thinks that she has the 5 worst children on the world, but, really, she should be the one who is grateful that we are not sneaking out, skipping school, doing drugs, drinking and having unprotected sex! The majority of girls my age that I know do these things!

When I told mother that she just said that I should be more like Huyen.

Bitch, please. Huyen speaks to her mother in an even more disrespectful way than the way I do to you, and I know that she loves her mum!

Bloody fuck. Mother just called for me again. Leaving, bitches.